"Top Ten Ways To Know You Might Attend A Mega Church"
10. If your Sunday bulletin has an index page, you might attend a Mega Church
9. If you have to travel through 3 states to preach at a satellite venue, you might attend a Mega Church.
8. If you have to take a shuttle bus from the parking garage to the worship center, you might attend a Mega Church
7. If your Senior Pastor has appeared on Larry King Live more than 3 times, you might attend a Mega Church.
6. If your main worship service has more attendees each Sunday than a Cleveland Browns home game, you might attend a Mega Church.
5. If your small group home study meets at the auditorium of your local high school, you might attend a Mega Church.
4. If your no longer host after service pot lucks and now serve after service catered lunches, you might attend a Mega Church.
3. If your Worship team employees pyrotechnics, you might attend a Mega Church.
2. If the jumbo screens in your worship center are larger than the one at Cowboy's stadium, you might attend a Mega Church.
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