Sunday, December 30, 2012

"Top Ten Ways To Know You Might Attend A Mega Church"

"Top Ten Ways To Know You Might Attend A Mega Church"

10.  If your Sunday bulletin has an index page, you might attend a Mega Church

9.   If you have to travel through 3 states to preach at a satellite venue, you might attend a Mega Church.

8.  If you have to take a shuttle bus from the parking garage to the worship center, you might attend a Mega Church

7.  If your Senior Pastor has appeared on Larry King Live more than 3 times, you might attend a Mega Church.

6.  If your main worship service has more attendees each Sunday than a Cleveland Browns home game, you might attend a Mega Church.

5.  If your small group home study meets at the auditorium of your local high school, you might attend a Mega Church.

4.  If your no longer host after service pot lucks and now serve after service catered lunches, you might attend a Mega Church.

3.  If your Worship team employees pyrotechnics, you might attend a Mega Church.

2.  If the jumbo screens in your worship center are larger than the one at Cowboy's stadium, you might attend a Mega Church.

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